Kings Island Vs. FATTYS!

So a few weeks ago I embarked on a journey with a few of my friends. We decided one day we would go to a park in OH called Kings Island. Now many times I asked my friend are you sure the park is fat friendly? She assured me a few times and we gave it a try.. now let me start off first by our grand entrance into the park.. which consisted of us having to turn sideways to walk through the entry gate LOL

Now.. of course they all knew what I was thinking when I gave them the look of looks.. but I shook it off and gave it a chance. So after a little walking and some plain old laziness we made our way to the rides..

First one was a roller coaster, it looked soo cool!!

So we all wait in like 20 minutes later we go to get on.. I sit down.. and WHOMP! Im stuck.. My butt wont go into the seat.. All of us dont fit.. Well except for her stinky finance which after this trip im about 100% sure he's retarded.. but thats for another blog. So we had to take the walk of shame.. we tried for 5 separate rides.. and either we were too wide or too tall. Now to give you an idea im not HUGE nor am I a sloppy fatty! I am about 6 2" and 300 lbs spread out evenly.. so I was just annoyed when kings island seemed to not be able to accommodate anyone but the "Norm."

At the end of this epic fail.com mission we went to their customer service department and shared our experience and they were not interested at all..

"We dont give refunds or anything like that"

We explained thats not why we were complaining we just thought that a fair warning should be given that the rides arnt made to accommodate all sizes and shapes like Disney or Lake Compounce.

Disney is still my all time favorite.. smart as they are.. Disney offers larger seating on all their rides for people like me and my friends.

Lesson of this rant.. Kings Island is on the NOT fat friendly list!